Valentine's Day Flowers and a Personal Message from GWAR's JiZMak Da Gusha
CRAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SCUMDOGS!
Are you trying to bump uglies or make some disgusting human Earth babies this Valentine's Day? Well, your ol' pal JiZMak is here to help!
This Valentine's Day, I am working again at Nicola Flora hand writing putrid personal messages for all of your gross lovers on a magnificent photo of myself.
I won't be personally delivering these flowers because I have better things to do, but each message will be personally written by me, so you can sell it on eBay or do whatever it is you people do with those things.
There are three options to choose from and each option includes delivery.
For $75, you get a mixed flower arrangement delivered with a photo signed by me.
For $95, you get a dozen roses delivered with a photo signed by me.
For $125, you get a dozen roses and some Belgian chocolates delivered with a photo signed by me.
** PLEASE INCLUDE WHO YOU WOULD LIKE JIZMAK TO SIGN THE PHOTO TO AND ANY SPECIAL MESSAGES YOU WOULD LIKE HIM TO WRITE ON THE PICTURE IN THE "NOTES TO FLORIST" SECTION **