Flower Delivery by GWAR's JiZMak Da Gusha
ATTENTION SCUMDOGS OF RICHMOND!!!!
UPDATE: JiZMak will be available for this awesome experience Monday through Saturday for an 8-9pm delivery timeframe. He is available all day on Sundays. Very limited slot! Please call to reserve yours today!
Has your quarantine been as pitiful and pathetic as your meaningless existence?
If so, then we have just the thing to add some much-needed excitement (and possibly some terror) to your day!
For a limited time only, GWAR's infamous dog-headed drummer JiZMak Da Gusha is delivering flowers on behalf of Nicola Flora. (He really needs the money.)
This special delivery service starts at $100 and includes a designer's choice floral arrangement, delivery and photos with JiZMak.
Please include any messages you would like JiZMak to yell at your unfortunate flower victim on your behalf.